I’m getting pretty pissed off at all the spam I’m receiving at match.com from women in far off lands writing horrible English and pleading for Western men. It’s not only a waste of time but when I agreed to hand over $25 of my hard earned lolly each month I didn’t expect to be scammed and spammed by so called Eastern European women. My theory is that these dregs of humanity are part of a ring of theives controlled by the Russian Mafia. The problem seems to be epidemic, see articles at the Brit webstie the Register and Russian Scammers.org, an entire website devoted to these low lifes for more details.
Hey MATCH.COM wake up! A simple scan of all send emails looking for .ru or other offending emails address suffix’s could put an end to these fraudlent emails. All my complaints so far have falled on deaf ears so perhaps this article will create some actions on match.com’s part. So enough bitching, here are some examples of the shite I have to read 🙂
Another jewel from Russia! Thank you, thank you women of Russia for your advanced English skills! Marinia, thank you for providing me with another bastardization of the Queen’s English! Please feel free to write to the email address listed below in horrible borken Russian or Afrikaans:
My name is Marianna Aptysheva. To me of 28 years. Growth 167 see theBrunette, Eyes brown, a figure harmonous. Formation the maximum,perfectly I own and I speak in English, Studied it during all study.On To character – kind, sympathetic and quiet, for my work it issimple It is necessary. I work in shop of various clothes. Not for thehusband. Children while are not present. I live in very beautiful city- Samara, Russia. My hobbies – music, sports, housekeeping, walk onfresh air. Music-from classical, Up to modern, I am able to play onthe piano and a guitar, a little bit I sing. I love sports-my Morningbefore work begins with jog on fresh air. I like to prepare And to beengaged in house affairs. Still I like dogs. I live one in an one-roomapartment. Very much I love children and would like to get the child,but yet Has met that the man to which could trust and pass on vitalWays to a place and consequently I dream to get acquainted for serious attitudes with Kind, decent, cultural and clever the man. The outputfor the husband is possible. Where You wash the unique and tenderreliable friend??!! If you are interested Me that write to me on my e-mail: email@example.com If you will answer me, I shall tell in more detail about myself and Tosend you the photo. With greater impatience I look forward to hearing from you Marianna.
Still more spam comming my way!!
God damn you Match.com, I’m not paying to receive this tripe!!
My name is Elena. I the usual girl from a small Russian town. I am 28 years old. I very cheerful and optimistical. I like to conduct an active way of life and to go in for sports. I want to find serious american man for creation of family. I for the first time am dated on this site. I am a little confused, because I have not enough experience in it and and I really do not know what to write to you. Probably I am very brave, therefore I write to you. I looked profile of various guys, and have seen your. You have very much interested me and liked as the person, I have decided to write to you. Probably you – my unique the man. Though actually it is very uneasy to find the love through the Internet, but I shall hope for it up to the last. Now, I need look forward to hearing from you, you write me back? I shall give you personal e-mail for fast connection with me.
My e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org. I with not patience shall wait for the letter from you. And with pleasure I shall be ready to answer all your questions. I shall send you the image in the following letter. With hope your new sincere friend Elena.
The spam keeps on comming …. (4/25/2005)
Hi, my name is Oksana. I’m 28 yo. I try to find someone through internet
for the first time and think I’ll be good luck in it. I like your profile and so I decided to write to you. I have a good heart, I am a romantic woman, loyal, sincere woman. My personality is quiet, stable, introspective, calm, honest. My dream to have a loving family. I am willing to travel across any sea to find true love. I need to belong to one man in the deep blue sea of love I am loving and caring. Somebody was saying, that an ideal woman should be “like a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the society, and loving in bed”. I agree. I try that my glamour and femininity should reflect around my home in the street in the society. My life is happy, but the missing ingredient is the sharing of love with a true life’s partner.
I’d like to find out you better. If you want the same please write me on my email: oksikiss (at) mail dot ru and I’ll write you back with more info about me and send you my photo. If you do not see my email, please inform me your direct email, and I necessarily shall answer you! I hope to hear you soon.
I read your profile and I like it! I’m a single woman, I’m 30. I want to correspond with you:) My English not so good, but I think you will understand me. I like: sport, my job, my dog, my friends, the rain and sun!
I dislike: lie! My e-mail: email@example.com
Write me if you like and I will send you my pics.
My nickname: Horoshaya. p.s. My Internet (i use it on my work) is very slow, so, please, don’t send me VERY big pics, ok?
(note: let’s all send the above scammer some large attachments!!)
Yahoo Personals – now with Eastern European Gurl Spam too!
On 06/07/2006 01:01 pm PDT, Elenka wrote:
Congratulations to my new friend!!!
I hope, that you will not reject this letter and to give little bit time for words which I to write in this letter. I am sure, that such beautiful the man is written by many girls and my letter will seem to you identical. And for this reason I to ask you to read this letter very attentively and to be respectful to my words.
At once I want to tell to you, that I to not search rich for the man, a rich life. For me the most important that my future partner saw in me those qualities which actually to exist in me. Once again I want to tell to you, that I to not require a magnificent life as many men think. For the woman the most important FAIR LOVE, TRUST AND UNDERSTANDING!!! Also I hope, that you will be not not confused with that I now to live in Russia. Also to me of 27 years. I understand, that you very much would like to see my picture, but for this purpose it is necessary for you to contact to me on my personal e-mail:
If my letter has not interested you it is possible, that you will not complicate to write to me the letter and it is possible, that we can become friends.
Yours faithfully Elena.
Your profile cought my eye and I’d like to get to know you better. Since I am not often to the site please write me at firstname.lastname@example.org Cannot wit to hear back from you sooner.
My Reply ……
No, no, I really feel we should communicate using the match.com email system until I know you are legit (not some dodgy scammer from the Ukraine). I think I may love you and want to have your babies but let’s just see how things go first, ok. Can you meet me on the corner of 2nd and Lubb street at 9pm tonight? I will be the bloke in the skimpy little dress and heels, don’t worry as you will easily recognize me by my full beard and Cabbage -tree hat. I’m also take a fancy to sporting a red Burka these days so I should be pretty easy to spot.
Still more – July 2006
It happened suddenly that I saw your profile and I couldnt stand from writing
to you. I will be very happy to get to know you better.
Life is a very complicated thing. And you never know what will happen one day.
People could meet and understand they were meant for each other. And they could
live a happy life together for the rest of the life. Or they could be
lonely for long time and be afraid to have new relations. So I dont want to
miss a chance of my life and find a person I could live with and have strong
and happy family with.
I would really like to know more about you. Hope you too. So, please, ask me any
questions you have and I will gladly answer them. As soon as I get your
reply, I will tell you more about myself, my life, my interests.
Have a nice day!
I am waiting impatiently for your reply.
Actually I live in Ru_s_s_ia. I was mistaken when filled a profile.
I hope in it there is nothing terrible and you don’t afraid Russian woman!
I promise you will not be disappointed!!!
Please, don’t make me wait for long.:-)
reply me at email@example.com
Please see my pics photos.yahoo.com/lapafm0606
(the girl in the photos is hot! yeah right this is the person behind the email – NOT!)
Keep it comming !!! more July spam!
My name is Elena.
Hope, that you that the man which I search.
I the young woman. To me now 29 years and I think, that now
When I already enough adult it is necessary for me to think of private life. For this reason
I addressed to the Internet in search of mine soulmate. Now it is very popular.
I understand from a structure, that you also in search soulmate and I would like to speak with you!
I already very much for a long time dreamed to get acquainted with the USA man.
I was involved always with USA.
I think, that USA will like those people who want to work and be happy. I think, that
I the good woman and I want to have the best life. I want to lift family and I want
To go in marriage sometime!
I am not confident anyhow, that you will receive my letter. I am not familiar with the Internet
And I only casually found this site match.com and it speaks, that many people found
The love and now are happy! I want to try also!
I think, that I should tell about me a little. I think, that I the attractive woman.
I have blond hair and gray eyes. I 5 ” 8 ” foots high and I also 119 pounds to weigh.
Right now I cannot send you a picture. But I can send you pictures if you will write on my direct address.
If you will write to me the letter directly to mine E-Mail I promise that I shall send you a picture!
My E-Mail: Elenasup@inbox.ru
If you have interest in the Russian woman I shall be glad to receive your letter. Only please
With me be serious. I sincerely hope, that you good the man and you will write to me.
Until then I wish you all most good. Write to me soon. With hope, Elena
PS I want to pay once again your attention, that I can I shall receive your letter only on this
Write to me the answer to my letter.
September 2006, and still it comes!
My name is Elena! I am 28 years old. You have interested me also I has wanted to write to you.
I am a young lady. My friends consider me to be interesting in communication, kind and sincere. I can cook it is tasty. I happen good companion in a society. I have neither husband nor children. I have serious intentions about my life. I want to find a man that I can talk to, meet him and also to
creat a family. I am fond of children and I dream about a happy family with the beloved man. I dream about strong relations with the good man and the right person of course. I hope that we can have very interesting acquaintance and who knows that will occur then!!!??? I wait for your letter with impatience on mine privat e-mail address firstname.lastname@example.org I shall be capable to answer you only from this address and to send the photos.
With best regards