Iran suicide squads ready to rumble!

Heard this the other day on Democracy Now. It seems that Iran is enlisting volunteers for suicide bombing missions to the West if the US or Britain attacks its nuclear plants. It is reported that you can sign up as an individual or as a group (wonder if you get a group discount) Doctor Hassan Abbasi, head of the Centre for Doctrinal Strategic Studies said that 29 western targets had been identified. “We are ready to attack American and British sensitive points if they attack Iran’s nuclear facilities”

Now excuse me but I’ll have no one attacking my “sensitive points”. I’m sleeping with a Frisbee securely duct taped to my bottom from now on! Here is a A link to the article on